well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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