I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
is it fun? or sober?
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