Fuck appropriateness.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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