I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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