Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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