I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
i need some magic done to my vagina
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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