you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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