I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
tell me about the eggs
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