Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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