i permit you to call me
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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