Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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