doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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