There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i need an iv and a liver transplant
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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