is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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