If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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