he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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