So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I want to fling myself into the sun
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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