My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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