is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Hey! you should come over!
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