im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I skipped work to stalk him.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize