Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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