What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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