i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
