I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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