He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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