I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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