I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dear god my vagina.
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