Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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