I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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