Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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