would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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