Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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