I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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