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• (707): View more from California

  Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.

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• (408): View more from California

  Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....

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  23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone

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• (518): View more from New York

  Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This is a rough morning for me

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  No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.

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  These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.

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  Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them

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  Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.

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  Sounds legit to me.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE

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