i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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