doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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