I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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