Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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