It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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