So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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