I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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