In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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