Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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