it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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