Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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