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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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