I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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