WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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