Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
