U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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