You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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