I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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