sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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