you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Less talking, more tequila
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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